watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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