This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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