WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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