i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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