Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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