At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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