We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
someone get that fucking seahorse.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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