Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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