Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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