Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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