D3 body, D1 cock
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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