Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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