As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my being single is dangerous.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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