Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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