Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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