VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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