Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My penis needs a shock collar
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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