dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
zippers are such a cool invention
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Semen is not good for contacts.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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