ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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