I CAN MOONWALK!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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