So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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