just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
