I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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