The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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