Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am one with the molecules
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
A bitchslap is in order.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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