Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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