So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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