I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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