so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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