Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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