You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm at about main and main street
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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