at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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