giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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