Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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