did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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