Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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