So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
