just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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