Where is the hickey?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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