hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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