My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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