That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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