she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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