So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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