I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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