Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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