I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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