if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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