The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My ass is underappreciated
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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