it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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