thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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