Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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