In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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